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Sexy foods, OK! But sex IN foods? First it was oysters on the half shell (already a yucky choice with a snot-like texture) to boost libido. Then monkey brains, passion fruit, strawberries, chocolate (okay, the last two are good!), and other strange choices were touted to make men hard as nails, and turn them into sex gods. Recently, there’s been some media coverage over some gourmet cheeses at a Chelsea restaurantt made from, of all things, breast milk! But that isn’t the cherry on the cake, my friends!
A new cookbook is being offered for sale hyping ….sperm recipes! Yep! You didn’t misread. This 61-page book has the low-down onhow to cook up the jism! the title of the book is “Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes“.
The book endorses as an condiment in foods that will “give it twist”. I’ll say! It goes on further to explain about the nutritional properties of goo, and its especial range of “flavors”. (If you’re holding back the vomit right now, I understand.)
How’d you like to see this book perched on your mom’s coffee table? On the other hand, it may delight both foodies and fetish lovers everywhere. It would cetainly put the “mystery” back in mystery meat!
And if you happen to find it shocking and sexily to serve appetizers on the naked bodies of food models, you might be able to skip the hard work in the kitchen and just “spread the seeds” on the human buffets! I suspect in the case of strange food fanatics, no one would be crying over spilled milk!
Friends share their thoughts on Cooking with penis butter and whether or not they’d ever eat food made with this particular ingredient!
- Tod Z. - “I just learned sperm has calories! Likely not.”
- Michael B. – “Uh……What!?”
- Frank U. – “I could feed the world!”
- Michelle A. – “What about diseases like AIDS? Why would anyone eat that?”
- Trixi H. – “That’s just disgusting…but funny!”
- Chris D. – “I would definitely not!”
Would you eat loaf made with spooge? Sound off in the comments and then share this article with a friend!
